de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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Posted 3 days ago762,380 notes

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hanari-502:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

That Rapunzel one is not a cosplay its a painting are people still thinking its a cosplay wtf

Posted 3 days ago62,462 notes

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virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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Posted 3 days ago86,369 notes

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#me

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Posted 5 days ago36,533 notes

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carryonmywayward-castiel:

Take A Deep Break You Fucking Fucks: A Summary

i literally would start watching this show if he swore this much, because honestly i love peter capaldi so much 

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saccharinesylph:

palemarried:

imagine if either equius or nepta were sleep walkers and one would sleep walk to the others moon on derse u///w///u

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my heart

Posted 5 days ago11,765 notes

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the members of an orchestra
violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet: *squeaks*
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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Posted 5 days ago256 notes

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sometimes i’m dan and sometimes i’m phil. but mostly phil.

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Posted 5 days ago6,546 notes

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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askacavalreaper:

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aWFUL,

i DON’T THINK MINDFANG AND I COULD RAISE MUCH OF ANYTHING,

Posted 5 days ago18,072 notes

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blakkensoul:

Brrring-brrring!!

Kids on the phone. Transparent and captioned for their lines!

Idk if I should do Alpha kids.

Posted 5 days ago6,773 notes

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